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Understand this. Dear Directly Girl on Lesbian Tinder,

Understand this. Dear Directly Girl on Lesbian Tinder,

Dear Directly Girl on Lesbian Tinder,

Hey you — the cis, white, quirky woman that is plainly tangled up in a committed, monogamous, heterosexual relationship, it is “new into the town” and “looking for friends” — get off of my Tinder. I’m perhaps perhaps maybe not kidding. Keep (move out) in order to find someplace else to be this is certainlyn’t my feed. That’s right. Click on the little fire symbol on your own Rose iPhone, get the settings web page, and thumb your french-manicured little finger down seriously to “Delete Account”. When it asks why you’d choose to leave, key in, “Because i will be scum.”

Because do you know what, Brittani or Megann or Taylor Swift or whatever name your likely-just-as-nauseating-parents christened you with? Literally no body else is on Tinder to locate platonic pals. Why? Given that it generates no sense that is logical.

And you also know very well what you might have not considered, Laurie or Tori or Tuesdays with Morrie? Read More